Pineapple is neither a pine, nor an apple. Discuss.

I can't seem to get Mike Myer's SNL character out of my head!

I'm Linda Richman. Call me, we'll talk. No big whoop.

Back to pineapple...

My husband and I have found a great way to ditch the winter blues.

True, it's now March, but we woke up to 20 degrees this morning and I froze my scalp off

walking to my car because I didn't blow-dry my hair like an idiot.

However, slicing up a fresh pineapple last night made us feel like we were on a tropical island. We got a little goofy because it tasted so fresh and delish.

You might say we were high on pineapple.

I could think of worse things to be high on.

[Pineapple corer/slicer... one of the few worthwhile gadgets]

[Pineapple guts]

Mmm this makes me want a Hawaiian pizza.

Mark my words... I'll be making one of those very soon.